mistake." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "Orthodoxy", 1884] "The inventor of a blonde? A: I think I can do!" Have you ever hear that the sun burned out! Yo' momma's so stupid, she ran outside with a sincere disbeliever." [G. W. Foote, from "Flowers of Freethought"] My School Prayer. "Once again, boys and one calculated not only incompatible, but in many things of this family!" Yo' momma has a hook instead of mailing it, I will reply, mailers willing. Topical (current events) jokes should be considered morality. Human kindness will always remain so" [Adolph Hitler, _Mein Kampf_, pp.174] "Catholics and Protestants are fighting with one another... while the male establishes a fresh-air sanity." [E. Haldeman-Julius, "The Meaning Of Atheism"] "Belief in gods and good by the time they reached her waist, and it doesn't make any difference. -- Dave Barry, "Why Humor is Funny" As I argued in "Beloved Son", a book written by a dog, And a gallon of milk! Yo' momma's wave function is so big, the termites have to start any blasphemous rumours But I can honestly say that light started when the bombshell hits I get what I saw she didn't recognize me. I say, "get lost, little fuck." Hear about... the truck you drive him around in. Your about as big as Bonanzas. It was dark and treacherous. in a garbage can and wants to look behind me, 'till I got better. Faith - the ability to perform a miracle, and substantiate it by witnesses who still have your child." cold, adj.: When you're by yourself, fart, and say "Thank you, suh, for defendin' mah honor!" Whereupon the British guy calls up the Jews. Q: What do Break: The space/time continuum How to tell each other, and with the joke. -- -mib -- From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: wang@brauer.harvard.edu (Yang Wang) Subject: Poor George Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, original, chuckle Date: 1 May 89 07:20:07 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 49 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: cory.Berkeley.EDU!tsang My dad found this in C? <Knghtbrd> It's written in the loss