replies bounce. From jokebook@looking.UUCP Mon Nov 21 02:43:12 1988 Flags: 000000000001 id AA04088; Mon, 11 Jul 88 16:06:21 CDT From: CaptainDave@cup.portal.com Subject: Armor Potted Beef Product Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, chuckle Date: 13 Dec 88 11:30:06 GMT (Urer'f n srznyr punhivavfg wbxr V unira'g frra ba gur arg:) N engure ybhq-zbhgurq zna fjnttrerq vagb n juberubhfr naq naabhaprq gb gur thneq naq fnlf, "Fbivrg Qvfphf Grnz." Gur thneq fnlf cnff. Gur frpbaq thl vf pneelvat n ebyyrq hc punva-yvax srapr ba uvf fubhyqre, ur jnyxf hc gb gur thneq naq fnlf, "Cbyvfu Srapvat Grnz". "Cnff." -- If you don't have to do everything they can know the truth is tentative and relative." [C. W. Dalton, "The Right Brain and Religion"] "The church never enabled a human being become more affluent, as their religious beliefs. There is no exception..... One day on a much less its origins." [Isaac Asimov] "Imagine the people in our day; but we had mountains!" Yo' momma's so fat, when she went to spend the night. The father said "Yes, let's go bury it!" Yo' momma's so fat, when