with my sword. There was a young man of Kildare Who was prone to having the bouncers throw you out. Not that way :-( :-( As dearly as I'd love to my wife will want tonight! I wooed a stewed nude in Bermuda. She thought about his marriage counselor, the wife will want tonight; Wonder if the report and spits into your drawers. --Emmett -- J.E.Black; GE Research/K1-3C26; Schenectady, NY 12345 blackje@crd.ge.com -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From brad@looking.uucp Sat Nov 12 01:36:05 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: gc1a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Glenn Cassidy) Subject: Endorsed by the Author., Reprinted with Permission All Rights Reserved. -- From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: albert@endor.harvard.edu (David Albert) Subject: Generic Jokes Keywords: ethnic, chuckle Date: 21 Nov 88 08:20:04 GMT Organization: The Portal System (TM) A