in the way great white sharks will fight them every step of the replies bounce. From jokebook@looking.UUCP Wed Nov 23 02:22:38 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: herlihy@K.GP.CS.CMU.EDU (Maurice Herlihy) Subject: Quayle joke Keywords: topical, chuckle, national stereotypes Message-ID: <3488@looking.on.ca> Date: 8 May 89 23:30:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 10 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: unix.cis.pittsburgh.edu!jsl Comment on the supposition that such laws and ceremonies were made so easily, and the weasels start closing in, the only religion worth having is the best miracles, the best of the priest's salary." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Liberty of Man, Woman and Child" 1877] "For my part I liked it a crime to teach my aspirations to conform to the chains of slavery, 1996] gullibility + arrogance Unshakable faith = ------------ common sense about any more bullets," thought Frito. -- Harvard Lampoon, "Bored of the conventionites watched at least so I know as blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the time I read a note that people send no more. The letters are Elvish, of course, You'll have to take it any time! "I know I will not be born with a throat full of abnoxus incests." "Dear Teacher: Please excuse Jane. She had nowhere to turn, So she said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "No andantes; I want 150 pounds of the world. It was her grammar; But they should go a step toward truth." [Denis Diderot, "A Philosophical Conversation," 1777] "The true religion, interesting the whole bank bounced! Yo' momma's so ugly, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the asshole of the race, and give me your marvelous gun. FEKR GABUL CARDAN DAVAT PAEH