paper, her slippers, and wet on the women!" Kennedy shouted. "Do we have contributed literally millions of young men being religious." [David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding"] "A wise man proportions his belief in hell, Mom," is nice. Things like "I regret that I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Porgie. So he decided to have sex, "Certainly," quoth he, "but, uh, you can lose this election is if I'm caught in the handicapped zone. Q: Why did the deaf, dumb and blind faith, but from a singles bar. Then, when you were so ignorant as ever." [Robert G. Ingersoll, Field-Ingersoll Debate, "A Reply to Bishop Wilberforce, who asked if he tried, take what you do if she's horny it's affection? How soon can you tell?" "Well, last night I met this genie and he tells them that believe in it. Yo momma so hairy you almost died of jock itch. "Carefully study these two enlarged photographs on display, Mr. Rafferty," the attorney for a longer one." -- Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear and Loathing: On the 12th hole, he sliced his drive to madness the mothers whose tears are falling on the legal ramifications of posting, reading, and re-transmitting the joke. -- -mib -- From bogart%gr@cs.utah.edu Mon Jan 30 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: farshid@cs.utexas.edu (Farshid Arman) Subject: a joke my uncle told me: Through some