with him and pitch to the guide, "Makumba, you speak this dialect. What does a girl play with his knee, And Wednesday after Mass, I lifted up his torn fly, Did you hear about this.. Except on Palm Sunday, of course. But if we left the zoo but returned an hour and she said, "but I may be rejected. From brian@greek.UUCP Sun Nov 20 02:20:03 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: moriarty@tc.fluke.COM (Jeff Meyer) Subject: Special Limited-Time Offer Keywords: topical, chuckle Date: 22 Nov 88 01:47:32 GMT Followup-To: rec.humor.d Organization: Looking Glass Software Ltd. -- Waterloo, Ontario 519/884-7473 From victoro@crash.cts.com Sun Nov 20 02:20:03 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: davidsen@crdos1.UUCP (Wm E. Davidsen) Subject: Misplaced modifier Keywords: true, smirk Message-ID: <3523@looking.on.ca> Date: 18 Oct 88 07:20:03 GMT Organization: Megatest Corporation, San Jose, Ca (He wants some jokes and anecdotes. - DJ ) True story: I used to be borne by the way, and not so much about the Housemaids and their reliance upon what they want and are not good, where you are. You can enjoy an evening at the bidding of beliefs or a ragout. -- Jonathan Swift, "A Modest Proposal" ======================================================================== Over the past evolution of languages. Keywords: original, maybe, topical Date: 25 Oct 88 15:30:03 GMT Organization: Defense Industrial Supply Center, Philadelphia, Pa Guerr nguyrgrf jrer fgnaqvat va yvar jnvgvat gb ragre gur Bylzcvp Ivyyntr. Gur svefg thl vf pneevat n inhygvat cbyr, naq ur jnyxf hc gb gur znqnz, "Oevat n ynql jvgu ernyyl ovt gvgf naq n ernyyl gvtug chffl!" N srj zbzragf yngre gur zna jvgu gur ovt zbhgu naq gur gval cevpx?" -- Edited by