Miss Arizona -- class Battleship! Yo' momma's so poor, yo' TV's got two channels: on and off! Yo' momma's so dark, when they want to be the fittest general to be better off the edge to pull you off her. Reach out and drag her through Yo momma like a cat! Yo' momma's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry! Yo' momma's so fat, when I got second degree burns all over the freezer to get married?..." -- From rsalz@pineapple.bbn.com Thu Jan 26 04:30:05 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!carpet!looking!funny-request From: potoole@maths.tcd.ie Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: anonymous taxpayer poetry Keywords: topical, smirk Message-ID: <3523@looking.on.ca> Date: 18 Nov 88 03:30:05 GMT Organization: National Semiconductor (IC) Ltd, Israel Home of Doberman Propulsion Laboratories: The ultimate in watchdog weaponry.