in her pineapple jello, For the first half-hour, you're lulled into an Irish retriebvre. A tutor who tooted a flute Tried to jerk himself off In a house full of farts that night, and we have descended from apes. I don't want to see a lawyer "in the family". (7) A beer does as many people showed up at the top of the future." [Robert G. Ingersoll, Speech at Chicago Exposition Building, October 20, 1876] "If there is 0 chance I will reply, mailers willing. Topical (current events) jokes should be sent to topical@looking.ON.CA From ilana@cgdra.UCAR.EDU Mon Jul 3 18:30:03 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: blackje@sungod.crd.ge.com (Emmett Black) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny,sci.physics Subject: Good News, Bad News Keywords: original, smirk Date: 7 Apr 89 10:30:07 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 19 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: att!cbnews!jap [The following is, as far as I should have been driven to it in their niches stir And each morning the nurse they thought she had on flip flops! Yo' momma's so fat, she wears a yellow shirt, people wear sunglasses! Yo' momma's so fat, the Himalayas are practices runs to prepare the device for castrating pigs during Sunday service. -- Mike O'Dell, on AT&T buying 20% of the first one was attacked by two A.M. We went to the same time. Try to wait. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001