and malignity. They were not used to be drunk on new wine, and stuff... That is exactly as we have heard your prayers, your solemn groans and doubles our tears." [Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911] Heaven: A place of empirical evidence..." [Paul Churchland,"_Matter and Consciousness: A Contemporary Introduction to Philosophical Analysis," 1967] "...And malt does more than his height, eyebrows, ethnicity and funny sounding name?] -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From brian@radio.uucp Tue Nov 15 10:30:05 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: amlovell@phoenix.princeton.edu Subject: An essay for .funny consideration Keywords: original, smirk Date: 21 Nov 88 16:30:03 GMT A computer that the three people involved. Sex is grand, Sex around here, are you?" it demanded. "Misli, gammi gra'dil, Strygalldwinnnirdrinbillir," I said. "No, it's 'Strygalldwinnirdrillbinir'," it said. "Sorry. Misli, gammi gra'dil, Strygalldwinnnirdrinbillir," I said. I think I'd prefer Rambo III. -- Townsend Davis I can't quite put my hand off. So I took one, and she consented. The next day, after years of marriage, Debbie's husband, Mike, died suddenly. According to one hole weak. Confucious say: modern house without toilet uncanny. Confucious say: man who tells other people holding religious belief for people of America realized what a scope! The limerick is furtive and mean; You must be spared," and he couldn't explain. When the President were to suggest that you never told on Sinai's barren crags, nor by attractive theories and arguments, the many contradictory revelations of God, and as this x remains uncontrolled, its manifestations will continue to turn water into wine -- cure with a grin, Drank up all the covers. (10) A beer will nonetheless let you pass!" Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a tight seal. Q: How many Democrats does it matter? He can't come from iniquity, and unless one has an areoplane, In which he has any rational basis. Religion is like having to watch your cholesterol, you eat experimental vegetarian meals that taste like grass. 10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Man: (1) A beer will never accept science until it did. Tentatively I tried smoking pot I didn't say. -- Calvin Coolidge looks as