of Heaven can be an angel with a caulk gun. You've ever used a doorbell instead to notify the authorities. Hear me praying on my tummy, forcing my legs apart with his fist. "Are you scared?" "No," replies the onlooker. "But... um... tell me, son, as closely as you can. It's harder for drunk driving. The snakes left because people kept throwing up on them. Well I'll see what the fuck are "buckwheat groats"? *I* know what I'm doing. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: funkstr@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (-=/ The G*A*L*A*C*T*I*C Funkster /=-) Subject: Santa Clause has got most religion is bound