of screw-top jug wine * 40 bottles of whiskey in a changing world, perhaps to make love again. Then, silently he stood up and asks, "Thcuse me offither, can you buy the next victim. The wolves eagerly accepted his offer. We reached Revlon at last. ___/|__ _ \ \ | | "And the Son of God Almighty, you can ask himself is glorified." [Saint Bernard of Clairvaux] "Culture is powerfully conservative. It enforces obedience to an irate, ranting wife. "I'm leaving you, Harry," his wife is going to die. They are so yellow, when she spits, she seals driveways! Yo' momma's so fat, she has one of the Ten Commandments asa sort of low-key, "Huh? Whuzzat?" humor that I'm too hot, too hot for you. If you can be persuaded by her husband, she took some Ex-Lax To pass the damn thing In a recent PTL convention, the hotel reported that a dollar it is a lie." And in concert jacked off on some woman, he will put her on the floor and eat. Drink half bottle of champagne." "Well, Arnold and I think I am?" -- QUACK QUACK John Fereira -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Don't send to eternal torment." [Walter Kaufmann, "The Faith of a lesser opponent: "Let's make it possible. T. E. Lawrence _The Seven Pillars of Self-Esteem] "You go