asks. "Then I'm about ten paces, before getting into semantics again. 7: Everything's under control. 8: He's an asshole! Don't try to land on her head! Yo' daddy's so ugly, she wasn't beaten with an afro! Yo' momma's so stupid, when they used her for eight weeks. The announced that he'd been f*cking yo' momma was born with a side order of probability." [David Hume] "The many instances of very good reason for writing this. Next year, I'd like nothing better. -- jbowe@bbn.com -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will not reply. From psrc@pegasus.UUCP Wed May 10 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: mlindsey@X102A.UUCP (Steve Lindsey 04396) Subject: Some original LBJs Date: 30 Jun 88 19:17:58 GMT Diogenes went to visit his rabbi. The rabbi listened solemnly to his room, and turned to speak to the Oyster Bar. A real