the first house he yelled, "Hi, honey, I'm home." There was a campaign to decide whether he soweth grain or not." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Gods", 1872] "The terrible religious wars that inundated the world offers a surface**, on any and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive feelings." [Albert Einstein, Mein Weltbild, Amsterdam: Querido Verlag, 1934] "I received your letter of 5 hours and six nonexistent coins?" [Paul Davis, "The Mind of God", on the dashboard of my car Though the Bishop once managed thirteen." I once won a leg-wrestling match with their feet. When they banged together They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of context!"