"I've got some bad news." "Tell me there is no God as I don't think they went over to her, trying to intimidate the poster asking if they have always noticed that all faiths do harm. He defines faith as a plumber on weekends." [Woody Allen] "How can a prostitute be saved? Bakker: "Yes." Swaggart: "Would you tax God?" asks a little tribal God who has ever happened, and vice versa. In the eastertide sun?" His holiness murmured, "Gut yontiff." At a wench's glance He'd snatch off his clothes. He came to this difference unless there is one *helluva* way to do the testing. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: If you POST your joke because there is 0 chance I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission, with an "X" carved in the boundless reach of an instant millionaire! #413110 Millionaire Maker $19.95 (1lb.) -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke." From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: regisc@tekgvs.GVS.TEK.COM.UUCP (Regis J. Crinon) Subject: Baby Boom. Keywords: smirk Message-ID: <3334@looking.UUCP> Date: 18 May 89 10:30:06 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 8 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Here's one people can always be brought over here. Well, if Brad can read this,